Thursday, August 10, 2006
happy birthday singapore
ok there's zero party atmosphere here. and maybe because we don't get a HOLIDAY! unlike some other PEOPLE back home. hurrhurr. 3 days hol! gosh. how come that never happened last year? anyways. i love you singapore. the land of stinkyhotweather, lians&bengs, mybestestoffriends & Mr Wang Yikai. i never realised how SAFE my country was until i came here. gosh. like it's a super safe haven over there. people don't get kidnapped every 3 days. kids don't run away from home & go missing for 2 weeks. druggies & drunkies don't hang around the mrt stations. stabbings DO NOT occur on a weekly basis. HAHAHAH melbourne sounds horrible right!! well no lah. my descriptions are far to extreme. but these things do happen once every couple of weeks. lots of crazy people roaming the streets too. singapore! you are the SAFEST place on earth!
i'm super duper stressed i want to kill a chicken. i need to finish up eap by tomorrow. and i've got media presentation, psyc essay and HOI essay to complete by next week. useless essays. why do you want me to write about the French Revolution. would people care what i think when it has been a few centuries since it happened. NO. they wouldn't. don't make me write them pleeeeeeeease. and not forgetting to set aside some time to learn MATHS. because ms shawna fam has not attended maths lectures at all. and has skipped a few tutorials. she is damn clueless. she is also clueless about literature. she might fail. and not make it into Media&Law. and may not even get into melbourne uni. and fly back to singapore and get accepted into MDIS or some crap shit institutions for dropouts. ok so shawna must study. and you singaporeans out there. i don't like you guys for today and tomorrow. because you guys have a break. HEH. evil shawna!
ok there's zero party atmosphere here. and maybe because we don't get a HOLIDAY! unlike some other PEOPLE back home. hurrhurr. 3 days hol! gosh. how come that never happened last year? anyways. i love you singapore. the land of stinkyhotweather, lians&bengs, mybestestoffriends & Mr Wang Yikai. i never realised how SAFE my country was until i came here. gosh. like it's a super safe haven over there. people don't get kidnapped every 3 days. kids don't run away from home & go missing for 2 weeks. druggies & drunkies don't hang around the mrt stations. stabbings DO NOT occur on a weekly basis. HAHAHAH melbourne sounds horrible right!! well no lah. my descriptions are far to extreme. but these things do happen once every couple of weeks. lots of crazy people roaming the streets too. singapore! you are the SAFEST place on earth!
i'm super duper stressed i want to kill a chicken. i need to finish up eap by tomorrow. and i've got media presentation, psyc essay and HOI essay to complete by next week. useless essays. why do you want me to write about the French Revolution. would people care what i think when it has been a few centuries since it happened. NO. they wouldn't. don't make me write them pleeeeeeeease. and not forgetting to set aside some time to learn MATHS. because ms shawna fam has not attended maths lectures at all. and has skipped a few tutorials. she is damn clueless. she is also clueless about literature. she might fail. and not make it into Media&Law. and may not even get into melbourne uni. and fly back to singapore and get accepted into MDIS or some crap shit institutions for dropouts. ok so shawna must study. and you singaporeans out there. i don't like you guys for today and tomorrow. because you guys have a break. HEH. evil shawna!